Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Anchorman Gene Jennings' Last Live Newscast

nobody gives a shit about you and nothing will ever happen to you.
accept that nothing will ever happen to you.

you will never get mugged
shark bitten or
blown up at a gender reveal party.


Cowboy,
you won’t get to be a hero with that handgun.
terrorist immigrants will never take your job
because your life is boring 
and nothing will ever happen to you.

you will die.
that will happen to you.


you will continue to be a good producer until you can’t,
you will retire and then nothing will happen.


Your kids turn shitty,
but nothing ever happens to them.


the land is red-assed and
barren from
assaulting and battering


no stories…
dot dot dots.
to be continued
something will happen to someone,
but not you.

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