Duet Delusional

I’m honestly quite surprised by your appearance
You gave me every reason to believe…
That I was taller?
Well, no—but, that you were just,
different. The picture
you posted in no way even remotely resembles you...
Yeah well, it was taken a few years back.
No, but I mean it’s not even you. Not
even someone related to you...
Listen—
John...
Sure, o k, John. John?
Do you think you live in a vending machine? Is
what you want stuck in a coil? I mean,
you heard the quarters clink in the collector--
Who’s to say shit can’t change
without your consent?
Yeah?
well,
honey--
I get my first blowjob in the morning while
I’m shavin’ the hair off my face.
I sprinkle lightning bolts in my sneakers
I got aero-planes writin' my name.
10 thousand grams of protein
chug through my slick ass veins
as the clouds divide before me,
I roam the world 5 times in one day.
If the rhinoceros in my boxers
ever lets me get any sleep,
I'll raise my palms to the sky
and tan your milky hide
with a 21 spank salute--
Boom!
She said,
I'm wastin' time here
like a religion.
Wastin’ time,
all the time.
Wastin’ time,
doin’ the things
that I think
that I want
to really think about doin’.
Wastin’ time,
makin’ up dreams about scenes
that I see
me and you
actin like
we just met on the street.
Wastin’ time
searchin for gold
in black shadows of soul
puddled up at my feet.